Friday, February 21, 2003

Hmm....I didn't know the Valentine's ball was today. Funny how it slipped my mind. I wonder if Fred plans to do something...special with Angelina? Muahaha. Speaking of which...where's Katie?

Saturday, January 11, 2003

What a mess. Things haven't gone the way as planned, not to mention the fact that you seem to think I'm trying to replace you, George! I would never!

Who was there for me when I blew up the whole backyard? You were!

Or when I turned Ron's favorite teddy into a giant bloody spider? You!

Oh, George. We've stuck together through thick and thin, and we're not about to let some girl come between us! Even if Angelina is...rather extraordinarily attractive at times...That has nothing to do with it!

So let's up and be off to Hogsmeade, to manage our mischief. We've got to get our rears in gear!

Friday, January 10, 2003

I've been behaving like the dufus with the stick up his bum again as usual. Angelina hates me. She doesn't show it, but anyone can sure as hell see it.

I'm thanking my lucky stars though, that we've just left for Hogsmeade. I heard dogs, cats, and Snape in the hallway so I'm assuming that can't be good...but you never can tell with Snape.

I wonder if he'll try to pin that chaotic mess on Fred and I? Won't that be an interesting position to get ourselves out of?

Wednesday, December 25, 2002

Ah, yes. Hogsmeade. Our main supplier. While it does lose some of it's charm and appeal as you grow older and more experienced, it still is tantilizing with it's boundless possibilities for in-school and out-of-school mischief. With it's delicate sweet shop, humble little wizarding homes, and Zonko's, it is truly the best place to turn when one is lacking imagination. I'm sure we'll find something there in Hogsmeade that will be able to wreak the havoc we so desire! Fear not, Forge! George!

I simply can't wait. Perhaps I should start taking down a list of items and ingredients we could use...? I suppose you'll have the money to buy what we'll need, my dear sibling?

A new year is upon us. A new year of...er...good pranks! Yes, good pranks. Right.

Oh, and that look Snape always gets on his face when he's angry is positively delightful!

Tuesday, December 24, 2002

Well, so much for the experimental bludger. Angelina had to go and blow the lovely thing up. It's ok though, we're all going to Hogsmeade and surprisingly enough, I've got some extra money to spend on the perfect pay-back for Fred's little girlfriend...I just need to think of something...

Ah, Fred, if you read this, we must think of something dreadful to release to the public of Hogwarts...I was thinking of perhaps another prank on someone...perhaps in a year or two below us? We could also try something perfecting our strategems on making Snape's life far worse then it is now. Wouldn't that be just dandy?

Tuesday, December 24, 2002

Oh, woe is me! The uncontrollable bludger--Our uncontrollable bludger--has fallen...into shadow!

Horror of all horrors, the beautiful menace Angelina has killed one of mine and my brother's greatest creations!

It had a good run. It outlasted and surpassed many of our other projects, and it has done me proud. It caused a lot of mischief, it nearly dismembered myself and several others at various different points in time, and it was truly a work of art--however destructive it might have been.

So, dearest readers, consider this a eulogy of sorts. Farewell dear bludger, farewell. May whatever celestial being that granted my brother and I such wonderful imaginative power watch over you.

Well, alright then. I guess this is back to the drawing board. But I hope you'll all pardon me for being a little sentimental. No big deal, you know. *cough*

Friday, December 20, 2002

I certainly hope our current plan works itself out alright. After our last few failures, including the short-lived, octopus-esque Ron Surprise, and now this uncontrollable bludger, I'll admit that I'm fairly concerned about our progress as successful jokesters.

However, there is hope. While it seems that our dear ickle Ronnikins won't be receiving anything special or surprising from his beloved twin brothers anytime in the near future, the absolutely delightful Professor Severus Snape shall certainly be getting something he'll never forget. It'll drive him right starkers!

If it goes alright.

Luckily, we have some help in setting up this scheme, though I'm sure George and I could have handled it without any real trouble. Really. We're good, strong men. Definitely.

Not that it's not nice to have the lovely Angelina around...

Thursday, December 19, 2002

Today was hell...but brilliant as well! Unfortunately, our experimental bludger was set loose and began to wreak havoc all over the school. I was knocked out for awhile, but I'm good and well now. I do hope Fred didn't have any trouble with me. Speaking of Fred, he seems to be having girl trouble. The little devil has a slytherin girl in Ron's year falling head over heals for him, not to mention Angelina's red with jealousy....wish I had girl troubles. Oh wait..I do, Professor Mcgonagall is badgering me about last week's homework. Ah, what would Hogwarts do with out Fred and I? Well, I'm off. We've got that bludger pretty chained up now, but we plan to release it in Snape's chambers...I only wish I could be there to see the look on his face!